Hi
(Hello)
How are you?
(So-so)
I’m glad to hear that
(Um…)
If I may take moment of your time I’d like to tell you about something so new, so revolutionary, so exciting, (I’m listening) that it will completely change your life
Now I know what you’re thinking - trust me, I get it! - so I’m gonna cut right to the chase.
If you respect high quality, if you expect only the best (only the best), then folks let’s get right down to business. If you enjoy having fun, if you like guarantees (that sounds just like me!) I proudly present to you…
The Perfect Product
It’s perfect for you, perfect for your family, it’s perfect for your friends!
A product you can trust, a product you can totally rely on, a product you can believe in (I believe!), just enjoy your time with it. It’s product you can love, its a product you will like. I know that you’re gonna like this product (I love the product!)
So if you don’t mind I’d like to go into further detail and give you some more information (yes please), because we really want you to feel comfortable about all your product related decisions.
Now, a couple questions, would classify yourself as top notch? Do you like being the talk of the town? Do get excited about great value? (such great value!) Then boy do I have exciting news for you! Well standby ‘cause I’m about to tell you the secret to unlocking a lifetime of satisfaction…
The Perfect Product
It’s perfect for you, perfect for your family, it’s perfect for your friends!
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
It’s made for me!
The Perfect Product
Gotta have it, really need, lifetime warranty!
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
Comes with a guarantee, baby
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
It’s made for me!
Raw live recordings back this rap album which peaks when guests like Lyrics Born, Ozay Moore, Mr Lif step to the mic. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 11, 2013